Honestly, members of the mainstream media who are still posing this question — rhetorically or not — need to fucking stop. Because it should be clear by now that Colbert is using this very fucking joke of a system to show others how fucking stupid and shitty and ass-backwards everything is. And learned members of the media are either very well aware of this and don’t give a fuck and keep writing stories like “Oh, lookee here, Stephen is running for President, or testifying in front of Congress, or starting a SuperPAC, or this or that and the other, IS IT ALL A BIG JOKE IS IS HE ALL SERIOUS AND STUFF??? WHAT DO WE DO NOW???!!!!!!” or they really just don’t give a fuck, period.
Shut the fuck up and do a real God-damned story for shit’s sake, starting with how a Supreme fucking Court decision and mindsets like Mitt Romney’s “Corporations are people too, my friend” are allowing this all-fucked-uppedness to happen.
Fuck.
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Stockings are a B-I-G deal at my house, they totally outshine the other gifts.. maybe it’s because you can be more creative, or it’s because it comes in an oversized sock that it’s way awesome but I take this very seriously.
I was so lucky to experience a lot this year and travel to so many…
I know this is categorically dorky but I can’t tell you how exciting it is when you have an interest in photography and get a new toy to play with. Over the years I’ve seen and done it all and these are 10 of my favorite fun photography gifts to date! Perhaps perfect for that someone who also…
Me: I need some new headphones that are compatible with an iPhone. Girl at Radio Shack: Here. Me: Great, do you have the Bose ones? Girl: Hey! Do we carry Bose? Bose! BOSE. You know B-O-I-S-E. I know we used to have them. Male clerk: No, that must of been when you were at Best Buy. Girl: I never worked at Best Buy. This went on for a solid 3 minutes.
The headphones ended up not working.
“I never saw her in the daytime. We seemed to live by night. What was left of the day went away like a pack of cigarettes you smoked. I didn’t know where she lived. I never followed her. All I ever had to go on was a place and time to see her again. I don’t know what we were waiting for. Maybe we thought the world would end.” Out of the Past (1947)
